5 Simpleton Tactics for Waking Your Ass Up To Workout

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Nothing recommended in this post is rocket science, but hot damn these suggestions work wonders.

Listen, I know what it’s like to come home after a long day and not feel an ounce of motivation to workout.  You don’t have to plead your case.  We are all human, therefore we have all experienced these lethargic feelings at some point.

No one is denying that the workday is draining.  Or, maybe it isn’t just the workday.  Maybe it’s your kids,  significant other, or some other mind draining task or activity.

It’s a struggle to keep our energy levels hovering high enough to keep excited to a purposeful workout at the end of the average day.  Dealing with people all day long, staring into computer screens for data entry or extreme boredom in the workplace is enough to deter an individual from pursuing a workout.

A workout is the last thing someone wants to see on their to-do list at the end of a long day.

But, pushing through the urge to lay on the couch has tremendous rewards.

So, without further delay, let’s get into some great little tactics that will get you back on track for accomplishing the daily dose of physical effort…

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1)  Slam a 24oz glass of ice water.

Pounding a glass of ice water pre-workout takes the least amount of time and resources of the five tactics listed here, yet delivers from multiple angles.

First, slamming that tall glass of unsweetened goodness aids in hydrating your body pre-workout.  Hydration is the key to, well, just about everything.  Hydration is one of the most overlooked, yet most impactful aspects of basic performance nutrition known to man.  Entering into a workout in a dehydrated state is like riding a moped in a 65mph zone.  Not good.

If your performance is hindered before you ever lift a weight or head out the door for that run, you’re already selling yourself short.

Second, the sheer chill of the ice water entering your system will wake you up quickly.  For the purposes of this article, this is what we are after.  Slam it, hydrate, wake up.

Third, some say that ice-cold water burns a small of calories.

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2)  Brew a coffee.

Coffee is the most widely used stimulant in the world.  Don’t believe me?  Take a drive by your local Starbucks or Caribou Coffee between 6:30-7:30am in the morning, and observe the parking lot and the drive-thru.  I’ve save you the trouble… it’s a zoo.  It’s mayhem.

Coffee is a proven performance enhancer.  Many believe in using coffee to help stimulate fat loss and improve endurance like qualities.  But we don’t need to complicate matters here… for our purposes, we are going to use coffee to wake your ass up for the workout ahead.

Personally, this is my go to tactic for my own training endeavors.  A 10oz. cup of coffee from my Keurig roughly 20-30 minutes pre-workout is my sweet spot.  If you can swing it, use tactic #1 (slam ice water) and then brew that delicious coffee.  Be aware that coffee is a well-known diuretic, so use the ice water to jumpstart the hydration process before you down that cup-o-joe.

Go black with the coffee by the way.  I was going to crack a stupid joke right here, but I’ll holster it for later.  If you have never enjoyed your coffee black, try grinding your own beans and brewing it that way.  Fresh ground coffee is the first step to a true coffee experience and new-found appreciation for the beverage.  I’m not a coffee expert, but I know the difference between a stale pre-ground Folgers cup and a nice cup of fresh ground whole bean.  Give it a shot.

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3)  Take a nap.

Power naps save lives.

I could end my commentary there, but that wouldn’t be right.  In a world where most people (adults and children included equally) are sleep deprived upon waking in the morning, naps might provide the most bang for your buck overall.  Sleep is crucial.  We act like exercise and nutrition are the only two influencers of health and wellness (and six-pack abs), but sleep affects us beyond what most of us care to know.

10-20 minutes is the key to greatness.  That’s all you need to refresh and recharge.  Make sure that you limit your nap to 10-20 minutes.  Laying down for a 2 hour marathon session might leave you feeling more sluggish coming out of the nap than it did going into it.  Remember the goal is to recharge, not catch up on lost sleep.

It’s also the best way to fall into the trap of “I don’t have enough time to workout” syndrome.  Set the alarm loud, lay down, fall asleep, wake up and… show time.

Check out this great article from my friends over at Precision Nutrition to learn more about sleep.

4)  Force the warm-up.

This might sound a little aggressive, but just like all of the other suggestions above, it works.  Don’t fold  on your workout until you lace up your shoes (or take off your shoes preferably) and move through a warm up.

I don’t care how tired you think you are.  Get into your workout attire and start foam rolling, mobilizing, stretching and moving.  Treat it like you are warming up for the gold medal finals of the Olympics.

You’re going to find out one of two things by warming up:

1)   Movement wakes you up and you’re not as tired as you thought you were.

2)   You’re body wasn’t lying to you and today is not the day to train.

The problem with this tactic is that it’s largely a judgment call on your part.  So, you have to know thyself and be aware of your tendencies.  If you have a tendency to be mentally vulnerable when it comes to being consistent with a workout regimen, this may not be the tactic for you.  You might find that you end up talking yourself out of the workout regardless of how great the warm up session is.  If you are more likely to stick to a training regimen on a regular basis, use it at will.

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Photo credit: fourhourbody.net

5)  Take a cool shower.

Much like slamming a tall glass of cold water, taking a shower is the next step of motivational water therapy.

A cool shower has been shown to inspire and motivate 8 out of 10 people (on average) to get ever important workout in for the day.  It’s a home run for establishing a level of mental alertness and physical readiness that prepares a person for a great workout.

On a side note, I completely fibbed the “8 out of 10 people” statistic above.  People love to see stats with regard to fitness advice, so I couldn’t help myself, sorry.  However, the cold shower works wonders.

Be aware that this tactic is also the most time-consuming and requires the most motivation to complete… however it also impacts the most of the five tactics listed in this article.  Your choice here.

 

There you have it, five solid simpleton tactics for making sure that you can recover you mind and body for the workout.  The workday is draining.  It’s hard being a human.  Mix and match any of the five pre-workout tactics above and lets cheers to your success.

 

 

Cheers to waking your ass up to workout!

KG

Are We Aiming For Weight Loss or Are We Aiming For Happiness?

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There is a concept emerging from the behavioral/psychology scene that I predict is going to make it’s way into the health and wellness arena.

Happiness.  

The pursuit of happiness over the pursuit of weight loss, fat loss, muscle, athletic prowess.  

Because happiness is at the root of all of these things if you stop and think about it.  

We all want to lose weight for different reasons, but when you boil it down, the foundational motivation to lose weight might be so that we can experience emotions of happiness.  

Happiness is the fuel is at the root of nearly every action that we take in our lives, and when opportunities slip by, we tend to lose these feelings of happiness.  We experience regret, discontent and guilt.

We feel bad, not happy.

Everyone wants to feel happy.  Happy feels good.  

I’m not a scientist and won’t pretend to be, but what if you shifted your thought process away from “I want to lose weight” to “I want to be happy”?  

Would that change anything for you?  

Maybe, maybe not.  Not every method is effective for every person.  

I think humans have a tendency to place focus on the wrong things at times, and I can certainly be lumped into this bunch.  We develop tunnel vision toward something we want, like weight loss or money for example.  But we don’t stop and think about our deeper reasoning for wanting it.  

It seems like the moment that we uncover the real reasons for our pursuits might be the moment that we develop an unshakeable attitude and drive toward accomplishing that pursuit.

 

 

Cheers to being happy…

 

 

KG

 

Are You Deserving of Fat or Weight Loss?

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I am not trying to be a buzz kill people, so you’ve been warned right away.

I’d also like to mention that the most important part of this article is probably the very last paragraph located underneath my typical “Cheers to…” sign off.  Make sure you get all of the way through to that point, ok?  It will give you the full effect. 🙂

The title of this post was meant to be an attention grabber.  I do in fact… have a heart and it is big and the people near and dear to me know that I care about them.

Ahemmm… moving on… ahemmm…

However, inspired by a classic sales book that I was paging through last night while lying in bed, I thought that I would put my own spin on classic topic related body restoration, fat loss, weight loss… whatever you choose to reclaiming ownership of your health as.

I want you to think about one thing for a quick second:

Deserve to lose fat or weight?

Do you?

I truly wish a long life that is filled with love and happiness and achievements for every single person. 

Time on earth is short, live it up.

If you are one of the rare few people who have gained weight or unwanted fat due to unavoidable natural causes, well, this article may not pertain to you so much.  But that doesn’t change the fact that you folks can put some interventions into motion yourself.

HOWEVER, for the rest of you, considering that a large majority of people are doing very little if anything to help themselves live a long life that is disease free (from preventable metabolic disease that is), you should really stop for a minute and evaluate what it is that you keep “thinking” that you want to achieve.

If you are someone who wants to trim down, build some strength, endurance, decrease the circumference of your waistline, eat better, drink more water, etc… well.. do it.  Enough thinking and pondering and researching… just do it (there is that Nike slogan again!).

It’s not enough to “think” about how bad you want to restore your body to that teenager or mid-20’s physique that you once donned.  You’ve got to do the work.  So many think about thinks until they nearly spontaneously combust it’s nuts!

This article might be the same old song and dance, but hey, if it is received by as little at 1% of the readers stopping by the blog… well… I impacted someone.  I can live with that.

The Sales to Body Analogy:

In the sales book I was reading last night (Integrity Selling), the author was sharing why sales professionals who have exhibit good character and work with their customers to service them to the best of their abilities deserve to earn mountains of money.  Theses sales people shouldn’t feel bad about asking for business from new customers or asking existing customers for more business.  They are selling with integrity.  If the sales person can go to bed every night knowing that they provided a high value to their accounts, they deserve every stinking penny.

Why?  Because these salesmen and women are EARNING their income. They aren’t being handed an income, they are earning it by exhibiting good character (doing the right things whether someone is looking or not- my definition) while accommodating their customer’s every need.  The successful salesperson sets goals (goal clarity) and then works to achieve them night and day.  Achievement is awarded to those who selflessly serve their customers night and day.

What about regaining control of your body?

The pursuit of fitness, whether you call it weight loss, body restoration or trimming fat around the edges, demands that you go to bed knowing that you put forth a worthy effort each and every day.  It’s tough to feel sorry for an individual that wants the world in hand yet sacrifices nothing.  You have got to put forth an effort of some kind and be relentless in your approach.

The beauty of moving more and eating well is that it takes very little tweaking for the average individual to start experiencing positive shifts in their appearance, energy levels, health markers, etc.  Very little I tell you.

But, in the same breath, I will tell you that it takes one things always:

The willingness to start followed by the willingness to endure.

Just as the salesperson has to be emotionally courageous (emotional intelligence) and willing to get kicked in the crouch without taking it personally, folding up and heading home with their tail between their legs… so does the person seeking physical self-improvement.

Peaks and valleys.  Thus is life.  Those who stick it out long enough will see reward.

We had an old saying in hockey that I have come to appreciate more and more as the years pass.  It always seems to put things into a manageable perspective for me:

No Highs, No Lows

Never allow yourself to get to high during the good times, never get to low during the frustrating times.

Keep the balance.

Endure.

Cheers from the icy streets of Eau Claire, WI…

KG

[You made it!  This article might stir up some emotions for some of you.  You might feel guilty, irritated, motivated, or “called out”.  My aim was not to make you feel bad about yourself.  If you begin to feel emotions like motivation and irritation, good!  Especially irritation.  Getting irritated gets things done.  It’s the point where you say to yourself, “Bullshit with this, I am going to take care of business from here on out”.  Irritation can set things in motion faster than anything sometimes.  It’s the “I told you so” attitude where you now want to prove the world wrong.  Me personally, irritation makes me accomplish tasks at break neck speed.  I get pissed because I observe myself becoming complacent in my position (whatever position that may be)  Embrace these emotions and leverage them to make positive change.]